Drunken Bear
The percent of attraction gets stronger in time, like wines locked in the cellar. Yet the intoxicated feeling or whatever will last only for a short period of time.
Sneakers Addiction
Who would have thought that sneakers can be sweet and edible? Really! I always get the sole part leaving the shoelaces for the last bite. The chewiness, the desire to have more is truly irresistible. Try cutecat as well!
Mind-Corrected Typo Errors
As you type, you fail on some words... or you can blame the T9 English or the dictionary you can't turn off on your phone. Nevertheless, when you are connected with the one you're talking to, all those typo errors are automatically corrected in their minds and you don't have to worry being misunderstood. Just that, get ready for some pun times.
Fail Swear to the Hueniverse
Whatever you swear, the universe conspire to make it happen or maybe not. Yet, swearing doesn't make it all believable, it only shows that you can no longer prove what you had in mind or what actually it is so you end up swearing just to end the statement.
I told you, it's weird. You shouldn't read it in the first place. heh.